|Remember the Soup Nazi? "No soup for you!!" Well, in this house, we have a new mantra. "NO SHOES FOR YOU!" Yes, that's right,
|I no..WE..have become....
"Wait! Don't put your shoes on until you get to the front door!"
"AHHH! NO! Shoes OFF BEFORE you come in the house!"
"NO FOOD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!"
"Is that JUICE you are holding over the carpet??"
"NO LIQUID IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
"Is that a crumb on the carpet? Quick! Get the vacuum!!"
"Did you just sneeze on the carpet?"
Guess who was the first one to spill something on the BRAND NEW CARPET?
I'm a Panty Martyr AND a Carpet Nazi.
Labels: berber, new carpet