| Sunday, February 05, 2006 |
| Funny |
Ok, I've been seeing these all over and they make me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh too...because let's face it..ANY sentence that uses "ficken chingers" in it is just down right hilarious!!
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ficken Chingers.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Ficken Chingers!
- South Australia was the first place to allow Ficken Chingers to stand for parliament.
- If you break Ficken Chingers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Ficken Chingers its 'Man of the Year'.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Ficken Chingers.
- Ficken Chingers is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Ficken Chingers!
- Ficken Chingersomancy is the art of telling the future with Ficken Chingers.
- Ficken Chingers can not regurgitate.
And here is one for my hubby...
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Bubba.
- You should always open Bubba at least an hour before drinking him.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Bubba!
- Bubba has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- In Japan, Bubba can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- Bubba is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Bubba.
- Bubba can smell some things up to six miles away.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Bubba!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Bubba.
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posted by Angie @ 2:15 PM   |
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